Here are some cards I have been working on! If you would like to give these to a loved one, coworker, friend, acquaintance, secret arch-nemesis (you know who you are, you loud-mouthed bitch), stalkee, or your favorite zookeeper, please feel free to print them out and make into IRL cards! Just credit "© K.L. Ingram, Marquess of Love, 2010" on the back in Sharpie or nail polish or whatever scratchy tool is available to you (tip: fingernails work in a pinch). If you want to commission original work from me, leave a comment with your name, address, alternate address, email, height, date of birth, short description of your ass, favorite type of apple, and phone number.
Samples from my portfolio (My Documents folder, which I renamed "BADASSSSS"). Click to enlarge if you can't read it—I don't want you to blame your eye cancer on me!:
From the "Hey, it's you, or whatever. Guess I should get you a card or something" line
From the "We're family but we hate each other and have terrible taste in TV" line
From the "Why is everyone I hate more successful than I'll ever be?" line
From the "Generic card occasion" line
From the "Ugh. Sisters." line
From the "Hey, it's you, or whatever. Guess I should get you a card or something" line
From the "We're family but we hate each other and have terrible taste in TV" line
From the "Why is everyone I hate more successful than I'll ever be?" line
From the "Generic card occasion" line
From the "Ugh. Sisters." line