Monday, December 31, 2012

Monday, December 17, 2012


eyes that follow you across the room because they are pointing in every godly direction

Thursday, December 13, 2012

there was a girl who was all alone in the world
she had no freinds and cried her self to sleep every night
she left her school one day and found a boy crying too
he was under a tree by his self holding a picture
she went over to him
"can i see you picture" she asked him
he wipe his tears
he show her the picture
it was a beautiful lady
"she beautiful" said the girl
"but why you crying"
he smile and wipe more of his tears
"that is a mirror I wanted you to see that you are beautiful" he say
they both cry and hug and be in love

next day she died of cancer

learn to love your self before it is too late

Sunday, December 9, 2012


Tuesday, August 21, 2012


Clown Children More Likely to Have Seen Some "Serious Shit"


Top Signs Your Boss Is Trying to Murder You


White People Only Ones Who Use Chopsticks with Chinese Takeout


Men Wearing Dresses Like They Really Think They're Ladies: "Just Too Silly!" Reports Everyone


Strange Lady Grips Paul McCartney Plaque, Makes Everyone Feel Sad


You Think YOU Had a Tough Childhood? Read on.



Older Men More Likely to Believe Their Brains Will Spontaneously Fall Out of The Backs of Their Heads



"Fuck, I Don't Know Where the Fucker Got to!" Protests Rick


Fun and Great Lady Is Good at Preparing Tasty Food,  Enjoying Technology





Sunday, March 18, 2012